This video cracks me up! The expression on mama panda's face is downright hilarious!
PMS is a wicked, wicked thing. It makes me want to hit little old men over the head with a box of Frosted Flakes in the grocery store when they decide to wander into my path and DON'T FREAKING MOVE.
Pet peeve #1001...........people who cannot be bothered to put on actual clothes when they step out of the house. Naturally I am referring to the pajama pants craze. Or as I like to refer to it....the lazy slobs craze. Really people. Is it that damn hard to pull on a pair of actual pants? To make yourself look halfway decent when you go out? 'Cuz you know I'm not the only one looking at you thinking you're too lazy to bother getting dressed to go out in public. Ick.
I have a confession. I can easily spend an entire day sacked out on the couch watching movie after movie on the Lifetime Channel. Wait. Let me revise that. I can easily spend an entire day sacked out on the couch watching movie after movie on the Lifetime Channet that features murdering pathological hot guys and haunted houses.
I also confess that I am completely addicted to Ace of Cakes on the Food Network (go Duff!) and all the tattoo shows on TLC.
Hooray for TV!
I don't know why I endure the horror that is the American Idol auditions. What the hell is the matter with people? Are they really that deluded? They come dressed in ridiculous costumes and sound as though they're vocal cords are being ripped out by Jack the Ripper right before my very eyes. It's horrible. And they're behavior sometimes is unbelievable. Either people really are that stupid to make absolute fools of themselves on national television, or else the world is more f*cked up than I thought. Either way, I'm scared and amused at the same time.
So, in the fashion of one of my favorite movies, High Fidelity (did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?), I'll give my top 3 most annoying American Idol auditioners so far.
1. Sparkly Rock Chick who kept saying "why do I feel like flipping off the camera, why do I feel like flipping off the camera?", before she finally succumbs and indeed flips off the camera.
2. Nerdy Douglas with his "Livin' on a Prayer" audition. The dude would NOT SHUT UP I tell you. Nails on a chalkboard that one.
3. Mr. Brothers Forever. The next William Hung.
So I'm headed into WalMart this afternoon to buy my strawberry poptarts, tortilla chips, and vanilla pudding, when I happen to spy out of the corner of my eye ( I kid you not), this older looking gentleman sitting in his shiny red pick up truck (in a handicap parking space no less), reading the current issue of ... PlayBoy. Of course he happended to look up just as I spotted him. I could barely get my head turned fast enough before I started laughing hysterically. As it was, I think he saw the huge ass grin start making its way across my face before I turned away. And what kills me is that you just know the dude's wife is inside the store!
So now I'm left to wonder. Did she buy the magazine for him? Does she even know he reads that magazine? Does she care? And what's going through this man's mind as he's sitting in his truck in a public parking space looking at pictures of naked women while waiting for the little wifey to finish the grocery shopping? People never cease to amaze me. Who needs movies and music for entertainment when people are such willing subjects every single minute of every single day?
